Change of HEART

Recently, my work had a "forum" on harassment in the workplace. I found this forum very interesting - particularly because there was an open bag of candy on the table in front. Anyway, you can rest assure that my work behavior is now exceptional. And the same goes for this blog. No longer will you see those frequent posts of scantily clad women. And long-gone are the posts where I would drop f-bombs left and right. Yes, I know. In the past, this blog was a scourge of mankind; a sort of abomination to those who deserve my respect. And that includes this guy . Big Koala - you're one of a kind, and we really appreciate that around here.

Everything is about to change

All that you do from now on will be dictated by the results of this experiment.

Or maybe the more likely scenario is that you won't even recognize that the table of elements looks any different than it did 20 billion years ago when you last took Chemistry.

Also, I got a call during my lunch break...I would have thought that would have ceased now that we found this new element.

What's in a name?

Your ear cutter-off-er

Your freak of shock rock

Your B-Movie Star

And perhaps most disturbing of all

politician (okay, so it's technically a different name)

Why I don't write so much anymore...

Because I can't think of any good titles for my postings.

Since we are now in the month of Halloween, I think I will try and keep a "scary" theme going through my posts. For example, this is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen before. Instead of fairy tales and your usual fare, some are now get them started on politics at an early age. Unfortunately (or maybe it is fortunate), they'll probably figure out their lovable congressperson is just as much a weasel as the others before they realize Santa Claus doesn't really exist.

Also, in case you were worried that Neil Armstrong's Purdue degree led to a demise in his grammatical skills, there might be hope. If, on the other hand, you were worried that English majors are apparently worried about small details in a much more incredible context, your fears probably haven't been aleviated.