Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

As a representative of the Whig Party, I approve this message

This blog - taken too seriously?

That's the question I pose to the reader today. You can see in this comment section that a newcomer notes that they would (blogger's note: my touchpad is going to be the end of me - I keep touching it on accident and it sends the cursor out to destroy previous work) like the shirts in Florida. Which is fine - great actually. But one problem - after going on some links, it turns out they're the real deal - sort of. Check this out - underneath the map there's a link to this blog. If you are this newcomer, I encourage you to read some more posts. I think you'll see what I mean. For instance:

1) I generally don't air political grievances on this blog except to make fun of the never-ending ineptitude of all politicians. Opinions on this blog do not necessarily coincide with the views of the blogger. Instead, this blogger believes in such "insane" ideas like peaceful diplomacy, fiscal responsibility, ending corruption in Washington, and mining for barium isotopes around quasar GB1508.

2) I can see where maybe I'm so not funny that you think I'm being serious, but I'm sad to say that really is all the humor I can muster.

In short, I think you (the Florida Whig Party person) should reconsider putting my blog on your listing. And I think you (the regulars) should consider purchasing one of the shirts below. More to come soon!




And you (William Henry Harrison) - lookin' good!

New layout

So in case you haven't noticed, I spruced up the blog a little bit. Maybe it looks a little less professional, but really it's just part of the Whigs message. It's simple yet sophisticated. Also, compare us to this and tell me who's really crazy. Okay, I admit they've got a point with Cascadia, but other than that, they're nutso. And that's the official Whig position.

Anyway, you might notice that I've now got some patriotic bling posted for the occasion. The Whig shirt designs are still in the works, but make no mistake - it'll be the next big thing.