Tom Flambe

Did you hear the big news???? A politician is accused of unethical behavior!!! And his name is Bill Frist...or wait, is it Tom DeLay? Well, anyway, I think all this will end in a mud wrestling match between all those on Capitol Hill - finally, mudslinging I can all appreciate! For those who haven't been able to flip past the first few pages of the newspaper, I've dug out the important stories you should know about:

OOooookay

Sooooo...when do we start seeing commercials with Gnu's gnu or Linux's Tux?

Above: Tux finds a problem with his new hobby.

[Blogger's ponder: I wonder if there's a copyright on a picture of a mascot for open-source software...]

Whoa

I remember when I was younger, I was too afraid to go feed the killer whales at Sea World. It was the thought of holding a fish and having a big animal come up and eat it that scared me the most. My only response to this disturbing rumor is from a Malcolm in the Middle episode - "That's like giving a shark a submachine gun!"

I like reading the hardball writings of local columnist Frank Gray (even when he put the heat under my friend's dad!). His attempt to bring to light stories that fall through the cracks often brings attention and resolve for those involved. Now, he finally breaks open a story unlike we've ever seen before!

*gasp*!

[blogger's note: I actually do enjoy reading his column...]

That's all I have time for today. Any retorts to this posting are merely a partisan attack on the Whig Party.