The news is my muse

Here in Indiana, we truly love our motorsports. In fact, it appears that we love it so much that the powers that be decided to add a car slalom to the road I take to work. Just when you thought you were supposed to stay in the left lane, LOOK OUT! You've now got the space of an intersection to make it to the right side. Shine on, you crazy Hoosier state.

Speaking of Indiana motorsports, I wonder why Jacques Lazier didn't take up boxing?
Oh, that's right...

And for those that think I am always portraying a negative image of politics
[editors note: HAHAHAHA!!...does anybody really have a positive view of politics?], I have found that there are indeed good stories that I have missed. Here's a politician surprising everyone.

Jacques Lazier was heard commenting that the gorilla had absolutely obliterated the nut with 2,000,000 pounds of force.

[editor's note: I'm sad to say I did feel this had a clever title]