Unofficial Study Finds Moving Causes Ignorance

That's correct. Ever since I moved, I have found that I know absolutely nothing about what's going on. Does Alito still exist? Is it now unfashionable to still tease Miers? Is teaching evolution outlawed? Are there still 50 states? As of now, I have decided I need a newspaper.

I did, however, find out that Sony has "interesting" anti-piracy programs on some CDs. I must have installed it on my old computer, because I used to get all these blue screen errors...that couldn't have been Microsoft's fault, right? I couldn't imagine I would have worried about the hackers though...it would have been the equivalent of stealing a Pinto on cinderblocks.

It's now time for me to return to work. In closing, I'd like to present a new feature to the blog: a useful Spanish vocabulary word for you to use!

Today's word:
Spanish: ácido deoxirribonucléico
English: Hairless Poodle

Until next time...