Early last week, I had myself a bowl of cereal. You might think that's not very exciting, and it shouldn't have been. But as luck would have it, it was quite a breakfast. I won't name the cereal in question directly, but I will show a censored image of it.

Fig. 1: A censored image of the grief-causing cereal
(NOTE: not the actual one)
As I was eating this so-called "cereal", I began chewing on something very hard. It was a rock. Now I don't have an actual picture of the rock, and my last intent is to exaggerate how this essentially ruined my breakfast that morning and, for the most part, my life. I have attempted to reach someone about my concerns of what was in one of those "two scoops", but I have yet to hear back from anyone.
This incident truly was the rock in the raisin br...er, "cereal" of life.
This incident truly was the rock in the raisin br...er, "cereal" of life.
2 comments:
have you heard anything back from whatever brand of cereal that was? I sure hope some kid doesn't get a rock in his morning breadfast.
So far, I've only gotten an envelope that I was to send in my "sample" with. Nothing yet as to whether they've eliminated the rocks from any more cereals.
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