Thursday, July 06, 2006

The Dangers of Breakfast

Early last week, I had myself a bowl of cereal. You might think that's not very exciting, and it shouldn't have been. But as luck would have it, it was quite a breakfast. I won't name the cereal in question directly, but I will show a censored image of it.


Fig. 1: A censored image of the grief-causing cereal
(NOTE: not the actual one)

As I was eating this so-called "cereal", I began chewing on something very hard. It was a rock. Now I don't have an actual picture of the rock, and my last intent is to exaggerate how this essentially ruined my breakfast that morning and, for the most part, my life. I have attempted to reach someone about my concerns of what was in one of those "two scoops", but I have yet to hear back from anyone.

This incident truly was the rock in the raisin br...er, "cereal" of life.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

have you heard anything back from whatever brand of cereal that was? I sure hope some kid doesn't get a rock in his morning breadfast.

Vince said...

So far, I've only gotten an envelope that I was to send in my "sample" with. Nothing yet as to whether they've eliminated the rocks from any more cereals.