State of the Blog Address

I would first like to mention that the blog is in the finest shape it has ever been.

[applause]

But posting hasn't been easy. That is why the readers of this blog on both sides of the aisle, those who think this blog is the greatest thing ever and those who are petitioning the government to shut it down, need to come together in a bi-opinionated way. Those with views other than the two polarized ones mentioned needn't apply!

[applause]

This blog has become too dependent on me for posting. That is why we need to start an initiative to diversify the sources of posting. By 2017, I hope to reduce postings by myself by 20%

[grand applause]

Thank you, one and all.