Now if only the federal government will subsidize this hobby...

We here at the ELBW (pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove") are contemplating the costs of a digital camera. Certainly it wouldn't be used just for silly antics like you've seen in excess here. However, we cannot deny that there could be as much as a three-fold increase in ridiculousness should such a purchase be made.

In lieu of such a purchase, though, we have made breakthroughs in another technology. Using my "scanner" and my penchant for drawing, I now have some images to clearly and succinctly describe situations I had trouble describing earlier.

In an earlier post, you probably couldn't understand just how sweet my parking spot really was. Well, fret no longer, here's a near-verbatim image of what that parking spot was like.

And in case you can't imagine what my workplace is like, especially during the all-important lunch hour, here's proof that I should probably just work through lunch.