Well, it appears that my paper carrier has decided that there's no point in consistent deliver. After a weekend which included two standard nearby deliveries (one right in front of my door), I wake up to find a 5-foot distance between my door and the paper. It crossed that line that would seem to indicate that the paper belongs to my neighbors and not me. Well, I hope it wasn't because I took it.
I now insist that our congress quit overlooking the obvious and perform 'roid testing on paper carriers nationwide. It could be
your paper carrier next. Do you really think you should be walking an extra 5-6 feet to get your paper? It's cold out there!
- Feet from door - 5
- Direction - ~3 o'clock
- Overall grade - D
- Comments - Perhaps my paper carrier is on to me?
Click "Newspaper Grading" below to see previous grades.
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