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Welcome back! It's a fantastic Tuesday Afternoon (TGIT), and things couldn't be better. Just look at a message I received via e-mail:

...you are too [expletive deleted] funny. Do you have a [expletive deleted] counter on your [expletive deleted] site? How many [expletive deleted] hits are you getting. No you don't have to tell me. I'll just check it a lot.

Note: the preceeding message was edited for content. Specifically, I added the [expletive deleted] messages for effect. Did it work?

Ever wish that you could start up a shop in Turkey and put up a sign that includes a "W" or "Q"? You renegade! [Blogger's fair warning: not all of the article is funny]

I suppose everybody already knows a new champ's been crowned. If you haven't been following it carefully from the very start, you've been seeing it plastered onto every newspaper in sight. Andrew Bergel is the new reigning king.

Good for Andrew Bergel! Professional RPS seems like such a worthwhile use of [lie deleted].

It's back to work I go! I'm absolutely pumped to get back to [lie deleted]!! Until next time, have yourself a [random word deleted] day!!