Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The Superhero's Lunch Break Writings

Hello all! Just a quick note for you - I am no longer an engineer. Nope, I am now:

The astonishing Stynksya Skarab
Power(s): Juggling, Radar sense
Source of powers: Extra-terrestrial mutant willpower
Weapon: Skarab Sling
Transportation: Stynksya Wings

That's right, if you want to change your job, it's all right here!

Also, while monkeys have yet to recreate anything of Shakespeare, I have no doubt they have already duplicated this weblog...many times.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

For all who read this you can now call me:

"Psychic X"

here's what I can do:
Power(s): Hold breath indefinitely, Speed reading
Weapon: X Club
Transportation: X Tricycle


I'd take speed reading over will power anyday. ha

Anonymous said...

That's pretty good, but your X Club would be no match for a Skarab Sling - whatever that may be...

Anonymous said...

Vince!

my name is now:

THE FEARLES DARECOMET

Power(s): Earthquake generation, Explodes, DEUS EX MACHINA

Source of powers: Mutant raised by animals

Weapon: Darescrewdriver

Transportation: Daretube


I love my super power Deus es machina. How great, I didn't even know that could be a super power, but when I think about it......that really could come in handy.

What a great website! Nice work; Good form

-eric

Vince said...

I'm not quite sure how that's a power either. It's probably a good thing, since you're just equipped with a Darescrewdriver. I mean that's just one step away from just having "getting angry" as a superpower and trying to rip hood ornaments off cars.