This is my present to YOU

Welcome back, devoted thrill-seekers who read this blog, and happy Tuesday! I'm in good spirits thanks to leftover pizza for lunch which was also my lunch yesterday.

However, there is one bit of interesting news that you may not have been following. Back in the day (i.e., four or so years ago), I did a report on what had been a recent Bolivian election. Who were the contenders? In one corner was your standard politician - not too poor, no radical views, etc, etc. In the other corner was Evo Morales, who was a poor farmer and who had a penchant for chewing coca, even when at work in politics. If I had been speaking English (instead of the required Spanish) during the presentation, I might have said "Needless to say, Evo Morales lost." So, needless to say, I couldn't have seen this one coming.

I suppose this makes for news that's funny in a scary sort of a way.

[blogger's note: now a co-worker just came around asking if anybody wanted an crab rangoon. *checks date to see if it's Christmas already*]

In related news, at least he doesn't have access to the new star destroyers (ugh, I'm referencing Star Wars?!?).

Anyway, it's nearing time to get back to work. In order to get the maximum readership, I've decided that I better get the P.C. on as we close in on the holidays: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Holidays, May the force be with you.

Until next time,