All the news that's fit to...eh, who am I kidding, I just found these in 5 minutes...

I don't have much time, but I'd like to give you the rundown on some of the latest news reports you probably didn't hear:

Once again, the government's tinkering around with people. Sure, laughter's a good medicine in small doses, but what happens when it becomes the next OxyContin? Huh? Then what? [Blogger's note: I'm going to assume nobody reading this blog has to worry about overdosing on laughter...]

And here's a bonafide, absolute Bad Idea. Maybe it was the same brilliant mind who engineered this statement.

Also, there's other news, something about some Alito guy (?), but it's probably nothing important.