Year of the Engineer

Welcome to a new year! I suppose you're wondering: how will this blog, which has been a refuge of unfaltering commitment to you, change this upcoming year? Allow me to go over some changes that will be implemented this year:

*We will no longer be a refuge of unfaltering commitment to you. Instead, this blog will simply be a vehicle for me to get Cheez-Its as quickly as possible.

* When you look at the timestamp at the bottom, no longer will it indicate 2005. Instead, it has been renovated through months of codework, computer science research and studies, and Cheez-Its, to say "2006". Do not be alarmed.

I know these may be hard to get used to, but here are some things that you can still expect to continue this year:

* I'll still be an engineer.

* The pop machine here will still be out of lemonade.

Feel better? I thought so. Here's something else to be relieved about. In case you were worrying about your personal information being stolen from your computer because you played a Sony CD, you don't have to worry anymore. You are now entitled to $7.50 plus a free CD download!! But first, you have to admit you own that Celine Dion CD...

Spanish word: Bienvenido a 2006
English Translation: Welcome to 2008