Caution: This blog has ripples

Yesterday, I had realized the time had come for me to go grocery shopping. It usually coincides with when I am hungry for something I don't have at the apartment. While I was there, I made a unbelievable discovery. Grocery shopping isn't geared toward males. I didn't realize this until I was getting ready to get the toilet paper. The three major brands had: a cartoon bear mascot, a puppy mascot, and one even claimed to have "ripples". I'm not sure why someone wants ripples on their toilet paper, but I knew that I didn't. And I don't even consider the off-brand, since their texture is approximately that of a newspaper and the thickness utilizes the latest breakthroughs in nanotechnology. So I ended up going with the puppy brand. I think grocery stores need to stock data sheets for all their products so I can do some real comparative shopping.

And a big thanks to all the people who didn't call me during lunch. That would be the entire earth's population minus one. Thank you all!