I vote we make today National Donut Day

A while back, I had allowed myself to be a guinea pig for the ages and taste tested some potential vending machine food. The results were mixed, which was much better than I had anticipated. Today, however, we were given more free stuff. This time, it was a co-worker that had decided to bring some coffee and donuts in. As anticipated, I grabbed a donut. But I also grabbed a coffee, which is an alien beverage to me. Even others who were regular coffee drinkers were talking about how strong it was.

For me, it tasted like someone accidentally left the filter off the coffee machine. No amount of sugar or cream could have made that drink go down any easier. I didn't even get a full cup and I couldn't make it through the entire way. In all this somber news, there is some good news to report: the donut was fantastic and there are a few more left.

In other news...well, I guess this doesn't exactly qualify.

And in shocking news...well, this isn't applicable either.