At least I didn't eat the "Super Steer" burger...

Ah, the joys of free stuff. Today, we received word that a company would be bringing in sandwiches. No doubt, I thought, another salesperson wanting to remind us that they are our best option, whether it be automotive connectors or clown suits. I was on the right track, but where I wrong made all the difference. They were indeed salespeople. However, they sell those vending machines with iffy-looking sandwiches and other iffy-looking delights.

But I, not wanting to back down from challenges or free stuff, decided to eat and report. Here's what the menu consisted of today:

1. Mrs. Smith's strawberry cream cheese pie
2. Something that resembled a sub sandwich

Results:
The Mrs. Smith's pie wasn't too bad. It wasn't the greatest thing in the whole world, but it bore a striking similarity to a real piece of pie.

The sub sandwich was a little different. First of all, I found out after two bites that the lettuce and tomato were going to have to exit the sandwich immediately. Secondly, I thought I put mayo on my sandwich. I didn't. Instead, I used "Miracle Whip", mayo's evil cousin. Honestly, the sandwich wasn't so great anyway. I recommend you do what you've probably done your whole life - assume that they're probably not so great.

I'm glad to be a fountain of knowledge - I would eat a sandwich out of a vending machine to inform you readers out there.

Until I think of something else pointless to write about....