Chickens and monkeys and Prince...oh, my!

Here it is, another lunch break and very little news to report. I did however, come across one article you probably don't want to read: http://money.cnn.com/2006/02/24/news/companies/citi_fortune/index.htm?cnn=yes

In fact, I found it to be pretty dull myself. So perhaps you're wondering: how did I end up there - why'd I even click on it? The answer is simple: the link on CNN's homepage was labeled "Prince's Purple Reign at Citigroup." To which I responded "Whaaaaa....?" and clicked on the link. It wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be, but it was much saner too.

Luckily, there were plenty of things which were NOT saner than what I had originally planned. For instance:

Cluuuuuuck..........Cluuuuuuuuuuuuck............Cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I hear if you play Geico commercials backwards it says "We buried the gecko....We buried the gecko." And if you play Led Zeppelin during GM commercials - wait, they already did that...

Most important text message you could ever send on a phone:
"The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

The most important message you can find from me. That is all in this Friday edition...