Tuesday Fat

First it was Mr. Belvedere to get the axe; now it's Jeeves.

I suspect now that Jeeve's answers will be quite different than they originally were.

The question "Why did you get fired?" would likely have returned answers in the form of links on how to handle getting fired. Now he's not so indirect:

"It was complete garbage. They didn't even give me any notice!"

In other news concerning search engine scandals involving their fictional cartoon characters, Google's characters were stripped of their medals after the IOC ruled that participants must be human and not bizarre ice and snow characters.

Conversation overheard in New Orleans:

"Gimme some beads!"
"Bees?"
"BEADS!"