State of the Union Address

For those of you who aren't fortunate enough to have cable (this blogger is one of those), you may have noticed your options were rather limited last night. It seems that our president of the US of A had an update to give us. For those who weren't around to see it, here's my personal transcipt of the event:

PGWB: "I..."
[standing ovation from the Republican side...Democratic side sitting and clapping sparsely...Bush pauses for 12.2 minutes]

PGWB: "bipartisan..."
[standing ovation from both sides; also this blogger thinks that House Majority Whip Roy Blunt, R-Mo. may have thrown a paper ball (with no doubt the latest bill written on it) at House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif.]

Okay, so this is pretty much it went for the next hour. The synopsis was: he'll get the cafeteria to serve more chicken nuggets and less meatloaf; and the principal will always have to come to school in a clown suit. Or something like that.

More interestingly, there was a rebuttal afterwards. It was given by this man.

And he went about reciting the statement that included all key words and phrases that must be engraved in marble somewhere in the national Democratic headquarters.

Whoops! It seems a mistake was made in the picture given. It was actually this man.

[Blogger's note: It was an honest mistake!]

Oddly enough, I did not see the Whig party's rebuttal to the SOTU after the Democrats'. I hope this post was informative and kept you up-to-date on current events.